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Francisco Domingo Joaquim has the world's largest mouth
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A MAN who can fit a whole can of soft drink in his mouth sideways has been recognised as having a world-record sized kisser.
Francisco Domingo Joaquim's 16.99cm wide rubbery yap has earned him the bizarre title of the 'World's Widest Mouth' by the Guinness Book of World Records.
The 20-year-old, who is also known as the Angolan Jaw of Awe, put his elastic kisser to the test at the the 'Big Mouth' competition in Rome this month.
Contestants crammed their cake holes with a whole host of items including saucers, coffee cups and beer bottles but nobody's mouth could beat Francisco and his can of coke.
He even performed on an Italian TV show, popping a can in and out of his mouth 14 times in one minute.
Francisco, known as Chiquinho, and his unique talent was discovered by Guinness Book of World Record researchers scouring YouTube.
After two years of searching, they tracked him down to his hometown in Angola.
Since then Francisco has become an Internet sensation with his videos racking up thousands of hits.
Joaquim said it was a 'dream come true' to be honoured by Guinness World Records.
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(honey child) Got to scrape that shit right off you shoes.
But Come on, come on down Sweet Virginia,
Come on, honey child, I beg of you.
Come on, come on down, you got it in you.
(honey child) Got to scrape that shit right off you shoes.