Side-splitting stuff...hope this brings some joy and tear-filled laughter to your day!!
A brief snippet...enjoy the rest with the link below--
Item #66-7741952 – Gluten-Free Vanilla Sugar Cookie Mix ($14.95), Pumpkin Spice ($15.95)
W-S Catalog Copy: "This year, we've partnered with some of our favorite bloggers, bakers, and chefs to create a collection of recipes sure to win at any holiday cookie swap."
Drew Says: Gotta win that holiday cookie swap. I'll be damned if Muffy Carrington wins again with those fucking pecan bars she makes every year. IT'S NOT EVEN A COOKIE. That bitch is gonna burn, thanks to the $16 I spent on this gluten-free sugar cookie mix. It's like a regular sugar cookie, but for pussies! I'm gonna bake these things up, present them on a tasteful, silver-lined plate, and take that bitch to school.
Seriously though, who spends $16 on sugar cookie mix? How hard is it to make your own sugar cookies? I bet this mix is just a box of sugar. "Just mix with eggs, flour, and salt!"
The 2014 Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
Drew Magary
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