I am the Lizard King
Seriously
Everyone takes the Adam and Eve story
as not meaning the dick?
John knows how bad I am
with a shovel
I am exactly the Sort of Dude
The Dude
Big Lebrowski The Dude
to say
Everything
The Big Dude said
Be it the fictional Satan
Who fictional crucified me
and me
Sealing it by blood
And the worst death ever
Where, it was made all the worst
Because I never would have aged
past Thirty
The Prime of Growth
The Final Fullness of man
I can reverse aging
You silly fool
Goofball
As for Five to One
Five, Four, Three, TWO, one
duh
Sorry. Faked my own death,
I mean, counterintelligence and all that
making people stupid
Blame it on Donald Trump or Adolph Hitler
I don't Care
Now I rise with Pheonix Wings
and my wife by my side
I am Deadulus Zeus
And Icarus is my Son
The Afterlife is now
but okay if you want to die
I do not blame you
we will find a fresh baby for you
Sacrifice to Molok
Hahahaha
Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandchildren
You could have read some of the stuff I recommended
to you
Carlos
Cast
E
Nada
I apologize for all the promises
I swear
One thing, I swore
I would never do
Do you want to see my Devil Face
The perfect CI program
God's Master Plan
Not the worst thing
being
God's best friend
My only friend
left