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Just when you thought you had seen everything in the Copenhagen bicycle culture, the
Sperm Bullitt appears on the cycle tracks of the city.


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Yes. The Sperm Bullitt. This is brilliant. If you're cycling around Copenhagen, keep your eyes peeled for this bike.

Nordisk Cryobank (European Sperm Bank)is one of Europe's leading sperm banks and the company was looking at environmentally-friendly alternatives to how they could transport their sperm samples to the fertility clinics around Greater Copenhagen.

The company's CEO, Peter Bower, says, "The first idea was how we could deliver to the fertility clinics in a C02-friendly way. Shortly afterwards followed the idea of a custom-designed bike with a cooling system. Now, six months later, we can cycle around the city on our sperm cell bike."


The text on the side reads Become a Sperm Donor in Danish.

The bike is more than just a rolling billboard for the company aimed at increasing awareness of the need for donors to help childless children around the world. Inside the head of the giant sperm cell is a cooler compartment designed so that the metal containers with sperm donations can fit snugly inside and be kept cold.

CEO Peter Bower rides the bike himself around town and he is constantly stopped by curious passersby who want to take photos of it or ask questions about the unique design.

"We're always looking for new donors so it's a fine bonus that the Sperm Cell Bike gets peoples attention.", says Peter Bower.

The Sperm Bike is, like the company's sperm donations, a Danish product and constructed around the Danish Bullitt cargo bike from Larry vs Harry.

Producing the Sperm Bike was no easy task. It was constructed by the Danish company 10 Tons - who specialise in zoological and botanical models as well as paleontologic reconstructions, including full-size whales and dinosaurs.

With the tail, the bike is 2.9 metres long and fully-loaded with... um... sperm... it weighs 50 kg. About the same as my cargo bike with two kids and a bag of groceries.
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yep, i have one :mrgreen:
www.KatRecords.com
http.//devil-sperm.tripod.com
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The Royal Sperm wrote:yep, i have one :mrgreen:
Obviously :lol: "Oh keeper of the Royal Sperm..."
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:shock: :lol:

Great idea. Lots of weird "designs"

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Much more here:
http://somethinodd.blogspot.com/2009/07 ... -body.html
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People are strange... hey I could write a song about that!
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omg that belly with the cow with the butthole!! Lol! :lol:
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Jim Morrison alive and well in Uruguay!

Benfica, my beloved soccer team is about to hire... Jim Morrison!

|------> I present you the: Jim Morrison Varela Devotto --> Image
here http://www.zerozero.pt/jogador.php?id=2 ... oca_id=141

17 years old soccer player from Uruguay.


Between a few laughs I would say if this guy is for soccer how James Douglas Morrison was for music, then Benfica will be European champion in a couple of years. :lol:
Be careful Barcelona, Milan, MUnited and Real Madrid. We have Morrison! :lol:
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This just almost made my breakfast come out. :oops:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/04/oh- ... sri-lanka/
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MistyJm wrote:This just almost made my breakfast come out. :oops:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/04/oh- ... sri-lanka/
Come on Mon, it's not Shelob, lol. I guess you have to read those type of things before breakfast. In my case it's not an option cause without coffee words have no meaning :lol:

This is an old topic I liked and it was dead. Nice to see it alive. I went to find some weird stories and came up with this one. Appropriately called... Mental Floss:

http://theweek.com/article/index/237952 ... es-of-2012

The top 20 weird news stories of 2012
Blue honey. A literal fork in the road. A text-messaging fox. The strangest stories of the year that are worth another look:


Now anyone might have his favourites but I enjoyed these ones:



10. Police officer chased himself
In a story that was shared with a monthly police magazine, a police officer in Sussex, England, ended up chasing himself around for 20 minutes. A CCTV (closed circuit TV) operator saw a suspicious man on the streets, and called a plainclothes officer for help. The operator gave directions to the areas where the suspicious man was caught on camera, and the officer always seemed to be close, but could not see any evidence of the man. That is, until they realized that the "suspicious character" was actually the plainclothes officer! The date of the misadventure has been lost in the retelling, as all police officers involved were too busy laughing.

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17. How do you re-home homing pigeons?
Roy Day of Northfleet, Kent, England, had 20 homing pigeons in his garden shed. Neighbors complained of the noise and smell, and the Gravesham Borough Council notified Day that the pigeons were a health problem and that he would have to sell or give his pigeons away. Day says that if he took the pigeons somewhere else, they would come back, because that is what homing pigeons do. "They gave me a seven-day deadline to get rid of them, but even if they went 150-odd miles away, they'd still come back — they are homing pigeons."

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8. Man accidentally joins Antarctic expedition
The planned expedition led by Norwegian Jarle Andhoy was already shady, and now there's an unwilling member along for the ride. The yacht took off in a hurry as immigration officials arrived to investigate Andhoy at an Auckland harbor, while a local mechanic was on board repairing an anchor on the 52-foot boat Nilaya. Andhoy and three crew members have embarked on an unpermitted voyage to Antarctica's Ross Sea, in defiance of both the Norwegian and New Zealand governments. A previous trip he made to Antarctica almost a year ago ended in disaster when his yacht Berserk sank in a fierce storm and three men died. Declaring himself "a Viking," the Norwegian adventurer says he is seeking the wreckage of the Berserk, which was serving as a supply ship for an attempt to reach the South Pole on quad bikes. Authorities are looking for the Nilaya, which Andhoy said does not have a locator beacon. It is not thought to have adequate supplies for an extra crew member, either.

Update: The mechanic turned out to be Busby Noble, a Maori Mana Party activist, who joined the crew voluntarily. The subterfuge was due to the fact that Noble did not have a legitimate passport. The entire saga of the Nilaya/Berserk voyage is told at South Pole Station.



Humm may it was this guy

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12. Wanted man turns himself in for reward
Taliban commander Mohammad Ashan saw his face on a wanted poster and noted the reward was $100. So he grabbed one of the fliers and went to a police checkpoint in the district of Sar Howza, Afghanistan, where he demanded the reward. Afghan officials arrested him instead. He was wanted for plotting attacks on Afghan security forces.

When U.S. troops went to confirm that Ashan had in fact come forward to claim the finder's fee, they were initially incredulous. "We asked him, 'Is this you?' Mohammad Ashan answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, 'Yes, yes, that's me! Can I get my award now?'" recalled SPC Matthew Baker. A biometric scan confirmed that the man in Afghan custody was the insurgent they had been looking for. "This guy is the Taliban equivalent of the Home Alone burglars," one U.S. official said.

6. 30 squirrels escape from zoo; 38 recaptured
A typhoon wrecked the squirrel enclosure of the Inokashira Park Zoo in Tokyo in July, resulting in the escape of 30 squirrels. Attempts to recover the animals were quite successful; at one count, 38 squirrels had been "recaptured." Zoo officials have offered three different explanations for the discrepancy: 1. They miscounted how many squirrels had escaped 2. The squirrels reproduced while on the loose and 3. Some wild squirrels may have been picked up by mistake. The zoo implants microchips in their animals, so all recovered squirrels will eventually be scanned.

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I loooove the cop chasing himself lol! And the man turning himself in for the reward. :lol:
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