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Shows 50-54"

Show
#55-June 15, 2002-Paris, France-CAFÉ DE LA DANSE
When are
plane landed at the Paris airport, the first thing I noticed was
how hot and humid it was. The second thing I noticed was how everything
smelled like fag ashes. People smoke in Paris like it's going out
of style. (Which reminds me of a story; while traveling to Madrid,
by train, from Valencia, the first class car was overbooked so some
of us had to sit in a smoking car. But the smoking car was SO smoky,
people walked outside the cart to smoke because it was TOO smoky!)
SO we check
in our Hotel, which is located only around the corner but if you
are driving it's about a 15 minute drive with traffic and the one-way
streets. Julian, who books at the club, was a nice guy. His English
was "so-so" but my French was "no-no" so we
were even!
I remember
the club mad us a nice dinner and then we sounded checked and a
guy had a DBM (decibel meter) to keep track of the noise level.
He told us that 105 DBs was as loud as we could go, by law. I asked
him what were we at. He said," You are at 103 DBs." I
said," Great! We got two more to go!" He didn't find this
funny at all, if I recall correctly
The show
was packed and one of our old friends, Frank Garnier, came out to
see us. Frank was a Baby Lemonade roadie when we toured Tahiti back
in '94. For a French crowd, I thought they were pretty loud, so
that was nice. After the show, the guys went to go look at the Eiffel
Tower and I went looking for a bar and, if you read the diaries
from that night, you would know I bumped into some fans that forced
me to a bar and made me drink! Actually, it was 3 sisters
the
Paillet sisters. If you see them, watch out
and be prepared
to drink.
Show
#56-June 16, 2002-Dublin, Ireland-The AMBASSODOR
So we had
a 1:30 flight to Dublin but missed the boarding by 20 min. and the
jerk airport guy wouldn't let us on the plane so we had to wait
till 5:30
in a dingy French piece of shit airport called "Bouvai."
I've been in 7-11 convenience stores that were bigger (and friendlier.
So we finally
land in Dublin like around 8pm and the show is at 9pm and we're
hauling ass to make this gig. Lucky for us, Ringo had everything
in order so we stepped onstage and just rocked Dublin. I thought
the sound system left loads to be desired but how can you complain
when you just show up at 9:30?
This was
the SINGER'S favorite show (even though some Irish fans attacked
the bus and would let us leave until the Singer signed some autographs
which
he did!) and also, Scully and his Girlfriend came backstage and
hung out with us all, including the Singer. Then it turned out that
they were staying at the same hotel as us so after the show, we
had to spirits and libations at the hotel bar.
Show
#57-June 29, 2002-Copenhagen, Denmark-ROSKILDE FESTIVAL
After the
Dublin show, we flew back to London. The next afternoon, The Singer
and Gene were going down to the House of Commons, where Members
of Parliament (MPs to those in the know
) honored the LOVE
icon that is Mr. Lee. That next morning, we all said our goodbyes
and Gene flew to Stockholm, Daddyo, Chapple and the Singer flew
back to L.A. while Rusty and I hung around London for a week or
so until the Roskilde Festival. Actually, I stayed in London for
3 days and then went to Ringo and (his fiancé') Toni's house
in York, for the remainder of my holiday.
All the other
guys then flew to Copenhagen (from LA of course) on the 27th and
Rusty and I flew from London and arrived the same day. So of course,
we were reunited with our Danish tour manager, BENT, so we all went
out and had Thai food that night and just got smashed
which
is more than fun with Bent!
That next
morning, Gunnar and the 8-piece ensemble arrived to check in the
hotel as well. Then Rusty and I did a rehearsal with them and it
just sounded even better than the Sodra Teatern. These are the best
musicians I've ever been associated with. They're just a joy to
work with. So the rehearsals went great and it was raining all that
night plus the next morning
then it stopped!
So, around
3:30, we got in bus and drove to the Festival. Our dressing room
tents were right across from Erika Badu. And speaking of Erika,
she was really tiny and frail looking. I expected her to be a bit
taller and more full looking but she was really thin and had a really
long weave that reached her butt. Funny, didn't know it was her
when I was looking at her until "Scary Spice" (we had
bumped into her backstage
remember her from the Malmo countdown
#38?) pointed it out to me. The show was sponsored by TUBORG beer
and they made CERTAIN no one ran out of it!
So we hit
the stage about 8pm to about 10,000 enthusiastic fans. I had a lot
of fun and it was a memorable night. At one point, I tried to see
some friends who were playing on the other side of the festival
but it was too much real state to cover so I gave up. (When I got
home, a few days later, I got an e-mail from Aimee Mann's Guitarist/Producer
saying," Where were you guys!!!" But it was good fun.
After the
show, we couldn't sleep because it was the hotel bartender's last
night so he threw himself a party
right under my and Rusty's
room! Till 4am! And I had to catch a 7am flight the next morning
and
boy was I tired. I had a lay over in Heathrow and boarded my plane
to Los Angeles just as Brazil beat Germany for the world cup.
Mike Randle
mike@lovewitharthurlee.com

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