Well, my blog 100% aint gonna be up before i split (but a sweet fan has offered her help whe im over) and i battled the flu for 1 whole week but now that im better I’m ready for a for real pint. Now interesting that someone emailed me about the MJ trial. Of course i called it a long time ago (hey, didnt I also predict Martha’s jail sentence and Iran’s present issue? well maybe iran wasnt that hard…) that MJ was up moonwalk creek. Now i gotta give it to the defense cause the mom of the kid is a greedy caniving celeb hunter if you believe the reports. and lets say the family was kidnapped by renegade MJ employees. ok, i’ll by that for now. HOW do you explain the booze, both MJ and the accuser’s fingerprints on pronography, the internet records of porno sites that have been collected by the police and the descritption of wacko’s gentalia?

so, let me get this striaght: i have to believe:

1. Jacko’s cronies decided to keep the family prisoner after the airing of the bashir tape FOR THEIR OWN (as yet, untold ) reasons. not only that but they flew them to Miami for an ‘intereview’ that didnt happen. AND they had passports for them to fly to brazil. why? no one knows but the prosecution contends its cause they wanted the family gone while the heat blew off. Hmm.

2. the kids picked MJ’s wine cellar lock. or better yet, stole the code. this would explain why the accuser was drunk, driving a golf cart around Neverland.

3. the kids went into MJ’s laptop and surfed porn sites EVERYTIME THEY VISITED without MJ knowing. Also, they found his stash of booze (whiskey, wine, bourbon, vodka) underneath the bathroom sink without him knowing it. Oh, Wacko doesn’t drink hard liquor. (Who’s it for? Liza Mannelli?)

4. both kids, under extreme scrutiny from professional child psychologists from both sides INCLUDING the top ‘kiddy liar catcher’ in the USA, passed EVERY test they were questioned with. Every single person swears these kids are either complete geniuses or they are telling the gospel truth.

5. that somehow these kids saw MJ naked when he didn’t know. So far the defense hasn’t answered that question. My guess is they’ll say MJ must have left a door open and they peeked. innocent enough. The Boys say he walked out of the bathroom naked, past them to pick something up off the bed, and then went back to the bathroom. what did he pick up? yuk. this story fly from MJ’s perspective cause it’s hard to prove it was intentional. except for one problem. the MOONWALKER had a little MOONROVER happening. Yep, according to the boys, Jacko was sportin wood and they described some discolor underneath his, er, well you know what i mean.

So, i think if the defense can get around these 5 things they’ll have MJ moonwalking and in the studio making more dance records before the end of the summer. and more sleepovers.

all the best,

Mike Randle